Seriously people….I am in the WRONG profession. We had a plumber come over on Monday because last Thursday our guest bathroom faucet started dripping at the alarming rate of 2 gallons an hour…..Don’t you worry my little tree hugging friends – we turned off the water to the house when we could to save some, and at all other times a ginormous bucket was under the tap collecting the water which we used to water our plants……anyways, I digress…..we had our local plumbing company come out to take a look. Nice guy – complete with plumbers crack and all. Apparently it was time for our 50+ year old faucets to be replaced in our tub. No big deal, right? Rell can head over to Lowe’s (which we much prefer to Home Depot, now that we actually have one!) pick up a faucet and change it out.
uhhh, no.
Apparently there is also something a miss with some of our 50+ year old pipes as well. And at this point I am thinking, ok, a couple hundred bucks – ouch, but really, we’ve been lucky with what we have (or I should say haven’t ) had to replace on this house. As the plumber is going over all that is wrong with our faucets, pipes, etc, I am shaking my head nodding, pretending to totally understand what he is saying, all the while, thinking in my head, “Dude, you’re totally wasting your breath…I”m just going to have Rell call you in an hour for you to explain this all to him, because it is all Greek to me”. After he finishes, he tells me that he can install his standard faucet for one price, or we can go out and buy a faucet and he can install it for another price. At that point I tell him we would probably go out and buy our own faucet, because really, we are trying to keep as much original in that bathroom as possible, and we would like to pick something out that is in keeping with the original feel of the bathroom. So he says ok, and he goes out to his truck to get his little book that will tell him how much he has to charge for this stuff. Get this:
He replaces the pipe and faucet with a faucet he provides (which you just KNOW is going to be ugly)..price $420
He replaces with a faucet WE buy..price $515…PLUS WE STILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND PAY FOR THE FAUCET TOO!!!
All this ontop of a $40 call out fee. As I type this I am still shaking my head in disbelief. When I ask him what the rational on that was, he said that some people go out and buy super fancy faucets and it takes more time and effort to install them…..ok, I understand that, but $95 extra worth of labor?? And seriously, can’t they evaluate that on a case by case basis? So, we’re going for the plumber provided faucet….ugly as I know it’s going to be, because cute faucet handles aren’t nearly as important as $200 extra bucks in my bank account.
On a side note….I should have been a plumber.





























